Most of the time, most people are not crying in public…
from Jonathan Safran Foer’s commencement address to Middelbury College via the NYT where his main message is something about how we’re all gonna die so get off your tecnohology and be nice to each other
alternate address: CRY IN PUBLIC. you graduates of college. get ready to cry while commuting, cry in your cubes, cry on the street on the phone with a person who is breaking your heart. it gets worse. start crying. take pictures of it. watch yourself cry in the mirror. it will start to get weird and great. become fascinated with your tears. cry during work meetings and make your boss uncomortable. drown capitalism in your tears.